A Story by Tank, as told to Tricia.

Once upon a time there was a big wolf jumping in the water and it didn't die. It float. And the wolf was poinking people. And him flied and flied and him didn't fall. And him the wolf poinked the computer. He hit the computer with a growly voice. He chopped and made food. And him eat his food and him get candy. And him tummy full. And him jumped out of the window and him got on the counter and tried to get his phone number. And him go to Applebee's. And him got drums. He punched and his pillow got broken. He said, "Gawbookuh!" And him freaked out. The End

(note from Tricia: "poink" in our family is a hybridization of the words "poke" and "point". For example, a porcupine is covered with poinkies or "be careful with that pencil, you almost poinked me.")